After much disbelief when I said I’d do it…

MY FIRST LJ POST!! O.O

So I was going to write about sexuality and the importance that people seem to give to knowing yours, BUT it’s my very personal opinion and 90% of people surely don’t agree with it and it would be a VERY long post and I thought Nês' suggestion would be a lot more fun – which consisted in uploading a picture of my now TOTALLY FUCKED FEET (*pain*) with different sayings in each of them such as “hmm so lazy”, “well you don’t do dick”, “look who’s talking” “I’d do a time right now” , “ZZZzzZ”. I might consider doing it if I get really really bored. xD

Anyways, my first post will be about a funny episode that happened yesterday and that it seems to happen way too often.

I and Ana were calmly walking in Lisbon’s downtown when one of those sexy guys in a white sweater and beige trousers that look like they came out of the nearest dumpster and his dumb ass-looking sidekick came to talk to me:

    - Hey, I have a question. Why do you guys dress all in black? You look so aggressive dressed like that.

- It’s for people like you to not come and bother us.

    -  Hum, but like all Goths are bad, like… they’re so rude.

- Yeah, that’s why we don’t like them.

    - Hum and do you guys do like... these rituals?

- Yes, with the chickens and all.

    - You do like a circle on the ground, right?

- Yes, we draw a pentagram and then we sacrifice chickens, like cut them in half… sometimes they’re still alive, it’s cooler. And then we talk to the spirits and tell jokes, it’s quite funny.

(From this point on Ana, who was trying to look serious, started to laugh)

The fucktard continued with his annoying almost-one-way-conversation:

    - Ohhhh, I once went to a house full of Goths in Bairro Alto.

- Yes, that’s the headquarters, but you should be careful, spirits don’t like people that aren’t in the scene. We like to sacrifice humans too, but that’s more difficult to arrange, you know… because of the corpses.

    - *oink oink something oink oink blá blá*

And with this Ana pulled me to the other side of the road and started telling me not to engage in conversation with people like that.

Well, I had quite a laugh with such brain dead cunts... I mean, if we just continued walking, pretending to ignore them, they’d think that they had won. When in fact with my conversation, we were mocking them and they believed all the crap that I said.

You can’t just ignore these stupid people.. you have to pick up their conversation and turn it against them. If you tell jokes that are too intelligent for them to understand, they’ll just go away or simply be annoyed… sometimes. If that fails tell them to fuck off and pick up a rock form the floor and throw it at them. Or drop an aspirin in your mouth and pretend you have rabies.

PS: if you are still reading this, you must be even more bored than me.

PPS: ffs, go do something useful!

TNT: shooo you pest.

BBC: Fine, you stay here. I go home. (in “Kung Pow”).

The End